Saturday, May 16, 2009

You Know What's Not Cool?

When one of your dogs wakes up in the middle of the night with explosive diarrhea, sprays it all over the brand new bathroom and then tries to eat some of it to not get in trouble.

And you know what else isn’t cool?

When your other dog smells the raunchiness wafting through the air and reflexively heaves her guts up all over your porch so it can seep down through the cracks onto your new neighbors.

So. Not. Cool.

17 comments:

ChicagoSane said...

You know what IS cool, through all of this?

That you didn't post any pics. Thank you.

AprilMarie said...

What a coincidence! It's funny you're dog did that- mine did, too. Yesterday. He had gotten ahold of a roll of Mentos I left on my kitchen table, which my cat then rolled off the table (on purpose, I'm sure), and of course my dog had to eat them all, assuming they were his. Jackpot!, he thought.

Needless to say, a few hours later... yeah, GROSS. But at least your did it on the bathroom floor. Mine did it on my CARPET! And it was runny and almost made me puke a million times. Haha. Oh, and to top it all off, after I had it all cleaned... he went again, two feet from the other spot.

Can't really get mad at 'em, though. Gotta love dogs. They rock our worlds, right? =)

Anonymous said...

OMG this is why I don't have a dog. I would have lost it. LOL @ your new neighbours!!

LWLH said...

I would have threw up multiple times if I saw that....yuck!

Pamibelle said...

I can't help but laugh because it is just like something that would happen with my 3 animals. Oh the joy of animal ownership!

JD said...

You really need to stop giving your dog Mexican food.

ThoughtsON said...

Wow... my weak stomach almost couldn't handle that post! LoL

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Courtney said...

Eeewww!

Wanna know what else is gross? Finding out your new puppy isn't spayed and having her bleed her first period for a month all over your tiny apartment carpet :( Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Grossssss. I bet your neighbors are just thrilled to have you now.

Mara said...

Uggghhh...that's a terrible thing to wake up to!

Unknown said...

Agreed. How about when you're traveling in the car, and your littlest dog projectile vomits bigger piles of vomit than himself? Oh yes, that is so NOT COOL. Haha oh, the perks of owning dogs.

Megan said...

I'm so glad I didn't read your blog about ten mintues ago while I was eating my lunch. :P

her said...

dogs have periods????

i'm sorry about your fun time...but, I kinda laughed! not AT you, you know? but like a...haha funny movie situation type laugh... :)

Bird Shit said...

hi, just wanted to stop by and say hi, I just found your blog and love it!

Mr. Mcknob said...

I agree. Not friggin cool at all.

rachaelgking said...

I feel your pain... a few nights ago I got up to pee, and slipped IN MURRAY'S DIARRHEA when I came back to bed. Yeah, he shat on me while I was sleeping.

You're lucky you're cute, kitten...

Anonymous said...

Oh gosh, eating the crap to not get in trouble, the first time I saw my dog do that, it made me want to upchuck. Effing dogs is right. I still love her *sigh*.


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