Because I’m feeling decidedly uninspired and slightly exhausted from staring at a blank Word document with a blinking cursor, you bitches are getting bullet points.
Deal with it.
-Friday was a pretty glorious day. Packed a few more Tampon boxes worth of crap we have to move…in 17 days!!! Time is flying.
-Went to Lowes and acted like an old married couple. Adorable.
-Manipulated Sweet-talked the Boo into a couple Happy Hour drinks and appetizers at Bar Louie. Anywhere you can get out with 8 Blue Moons and an appetizer of delicious pretzel sticks with 3 dipping sauces PLUS tip for $34 is pretty awesome by my book. Nay?
-Drunkenly watched a couple episodes of The Wire at home with the Boo. (I’ve managed to convince him that we should spend 2 hours every week dedicated to watching each other’s favorite TV series. His pick: The Wire. Mine? Sex and the City. DUH!!! And guess what?? He frickin loves it. [Cue evil laughter and drumming of fingertips beneath chin])
-Saturday did a little cleaning (read: made the bed and emptied the 4 plates in the dishwasher) and then decided we should be rewarded for our hard work with some delicious crab legs and beer at the greatest seafood joint this side of the Mississippi…The Crab Shack in St. Pete. And wouldn’t you know, us crazy fools didn’t discover it till 2 weeks before we move away forever. Story of my life.
-Drinks and Facebook harassment to everyone on someone else’s friend’s list = nonstop hilarity (and an unwanted Facebook page in the morning. The Boo finally gave in and made one in his drunken stupor. [Cue evil laughter and drumming of fingertips beneath chin again])
-Spent all of Easter Sunday in bed watching the Master’s AND witnessing the most checking of a Facebook page I have ever witnessed in one day. I think he may have a problem.
How was your weekend? And what’s your favorite Sex and the City episode? (I have a feeling after this post the Boo will try and buck the system to salvage his masculinity but I need to reassure him there are good things ahead. Which, hello?? There SO are. It’s SATC for Christ’s sake.)
