…Are all these disgusting nasty women on Bridezillas seriously getting married before me?
Seriously? No. SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Has anyone bothered to watch this show lately?? Or say, EVER??
These women are disgusting, evil, conniving c-bag whores and yet somehow they’ve managed to swindle a ring out of their delusional significant others faster than I have?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD????
I pride myself on being sufficiently, nay profoundly persuasive (that is to say pushy and obnoxious) and so you can see why I’m completely perplexed at the good fortune bestowed upon such horrific she-devils while I wait anxiously in the wings.
When’s it gonna be my turn, damnit????
I’ve completely given up waiting for the ring and just started planning everything for what has to happen inevitably. (Right?)
(Ok, who am I kidding. I’ve had this shit planned since our 6 month anniversary. And no, I’m not kidding. I’m slightly deranged like that.)
So as of yesterday I’ve forced the Boo into looking over color palates, venue choices, and sample menus in an attempt to get a head start (and give my beloved an effing clue) and surprisingly he’s humored me with his legitimate input.
I’ve already got most of it planned, budgeted, earmarked, coordinated, and itemized in descending chronological order…but I’ve yet to get the ring.
Something’s wrong with this picture. (And let’s be honest, it’s not me.)
Seriously.
23 comments:
Hmm... I hope he got the hint. I mean, he's helping you pick colors and everything!
err, im pretty sure your joking..right?or poking fun at yourself?
anyway, i completely understand the whole wanting to get engaged thing, but if u know its gonna happen dont worry so much? u have the rest of your lives to be together and get married? better to wait then to have this happen to u
http://blogs.news.com.au/bossy/index.php/news/comments/i_forced_him_to_propose_what_if_he_never_wanted_to_marry_me_in_the_first_pl/
just a word of warning!
love your blog
I want a wedding like a fat kid wants cake. Or something like that...
OMG i totally hear u on this.... its disgusting... i cant even watch that show... those girls are so OUT OF CONTROL.... why would the guy even marry them after that!!!
ugh!!! dont get me started!!!
I can't watch that show without anger slowly building up inside of me. I try to take it as a cruel joke, but then I remember - it's their WEDDING. They're supposed to be grateful, happy, adoring soon-to-be's. They should all be punched. BUT, the guys are no better for putting up with their BS and still marrying them.
And I'm the same way as you. Well, not to the point you're at, but still. I know one day it'll happen for us, so I'm just waiting, all the while imagining it in my head =)
he best giddyup and get with the program!
;)
♥
a ring is only an object. go ahead and get the wedding planned - haha ;)
That show is horrifying, I agree!
Hopefully Boo gets the picture!
By the way, this is my first ever visit to your blog and I was the 6,666 viewer. That can't be good, right?
Christ ... like I need bad luck, haha.
Just remember that your marriage - the important part, remember?! ;) -will last a lifetime longer than theirs. Their karma will catch up with them. (They are some Crazy bitches!)
haha... I'm like to! I have a bunch of spesific idea for how I want my wedding to be, and I don't want to get married quite yet even! Lol... it's a girlthing ;)
That show is horrible! I refuse to watch it anymore, it is a disgrace to good brides like me and (hopefully soon) you.
That show is horrible! I refuse to watch it anymore, it is a disgrace to good brides like me and (hopefully soon) you.
I am so in your place. All I have dreamed of since I was a little girl is getting married. And now that I have found someone everyone keeps telling me "why stress it", "why push it". And I feel as if, those brats can get a man and boss him around, but I can't love a man and have an engagement ring? I have a promise ring. Thats it, and I swear those are not really that promising.
I'm kind of addicted to Bridzillas. At least as much as I can be when I don't actually get WeTV. I know everytime I'm at my parents' house I make a point to watch any episodes that are on
At least you're on the way. I'm almost 25 & wildly single. FML. So hard.
You know what's better than when their is she-devils is when there is he-devils (groomzillas), I watch that show like I watch a car crash, sickened but in some sad state of awe.
I just wanted to let you know, I left you an award on my blog!
I also wonder how these horrible bridezillas get engaged and married before me! I figure we're just waiting to get in a better financial place with more questions answered but still! Drives me nuts!
YESSSSS!!!!!!!! I had the day off yesterday and I watched them ALL on demand... it was such a trainwreck, I couldn't look away!!! Love/hate it...
Those bridezillas are so conniving and so manipulative. There are times when I too can't help but wonder how they managed to get the guy to propose to them...tsk tsk tsk... I'm sure when your guy proposes to you it will definitely be worth the wait. =)
This post made me smile. I don't get WE but for another dose of outrage try Hitched or Ditched - it's based on a horrible concept!
I wouldn't sweat it...your time is going to come!
I hate that show!!! This should be an eye opener for the men that they are marrying.
Post a Comment