Here I Go Again On My Own....

So here I go, attempting the cultural phenomeon known as 'blogging'. The likelihood of this thing not ending in complete failure and thus resulting in my imminent humiliation is slim to none. Yet, my disillusioned dreams of grandeur propel me forward nonetheless.

No really...my hopes for this are simply to express my opinions on any and every topic amusing my pathetic existence, exercise my mind, make some new friends, and catapult my career to the pinnacle of success. I kid.

But here I go. Follow me if you dare.