Procrastination Epitomized

Today seems to be one of those days where you have so much to do and so little time but you purposefully put it all off anyways only to later cause yourself a well-deserved panic attack.

Yea, that sounds pretty much like it.

I woke up at 7:30 to some douche calling my phone from a blocked number. Hello? If you’re not in my phone book I’m not answering. Leave a message and I’ll decide if I want to call you back or not. (Most likely NOT.) On second thought, even if you’re in my phone, don’t call me at 7 am because I won’t answer. (Unless you’ve just lost a limb and are bleeding to death in my driveway. In that case, leave a message and I’ll probably respond. Maybe.) Jokes.

Like I was saying, I woke up at 7 something and could have started my day but ruled against it, opting for another hour of sleep. Well one hour turned into about 3 and before I knew it it was 10:30. What the eff? Time to get up and be productive.

Not.

I made the Boo make me some coffee, checked my e-mail and went right back to bed with my newly acquired book, New Moon. (Let me just note here that the only reason I got this book [despite the fact that I was promised it when I received Twilight] was because the Boo decided yesterday to find out what all the fuss was about. And now he’s hooked. I’m not kidding. It’s been glued to his face since about this time yesterday and he’s just about done. So while he can claim all he wants that he bought it for me because he loves me and wants me to have it, I’m not buying it. I know it’s purely his self-interested ulterior motive that fueled it but whatever, I get my new book and he doesn’t think I’m so crazy anymore. So it’s win-win.)

Needless to say, I didn’t get around to doing anything really productive till about, uhh, 2 hours ago. Anyone wonder why I’m still unemployed? Not I. My blazing ambition is simply overwhelming today.

But as promised I thought you guys would like to see this nifty little award I got from the lovely Courtney over at Courtneyology101. She’s a doll and I don’t deserve it but thanks so much.

Side note: The first few times I saw this award I definitely thought it said “Kreatin Blogger” and I was thinking to myself, “What the hell is that? Is this supposed to be some kind of insult? Is she saying I’m not human or something? Or whatever ‘Kreatin’ is?” And then my dumbass right clicked to save it for my own post and realized it actually says “Kreativ (as in creative) Blogger”. Aha!! So I guess that means I’m still pretty kick ass!! Sweet!

Here are the rules for this one:

1. Mention the blog that gave it to you and comment on their blog to let them know you've posted your award.

2. Publish these rules.

3. Share six values that are important to you and six things you do not support.

4. Grant the prize to six people.

Six Important Values/Beliefs:
1. Respect
2. Loyalty
3. Honesty
4. Patience (hey, they never said I had to actually embody them)
5. Forgiveness
6. Love

Six Values/Beliefs That Suck the Big One:
1. Dishonesty
2. Disrespect
3. Ignorance
4. Arrogance
5. Hate
6. Inequality

And now, the lucky 6 I deem “Kreatin” (uh, I mean creative) enough to receive this award are:

Ashley – Little Miss Obsessive
Jacqueline – Miss Musing
JD – deep thoughts from joanna duffy
Tia – Clever Girl Goes Blog
Maxie – I hate so much
Ashley – clever blog name here

Love you all. Now I’m off to go continue my extremely uneventful, procrastination epitomized day. Adios for now.