Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"P"erfection

Ok, first things first. If you’re reading this in your reader right now stop everything you’re doing and come look at my page. No seriously. Come look.

I slaved away into the wee hours of the night trying to set up something nice and purty for you guys and I think you may like it. Big ups to Delicious Design Studios for the design. I LURVE it too much.

Ok, now that you’re sufficiently impressed (you are, aren’t you?) on to the meat of the post (ughh what a gross phrase. I’ll need to jot that one down for the disgusting words list. And ‘jot’ that’s pretty hideous too. Dually noted.)

Wait, what’s going on?

Oh right, a few days ago Tia assigned me a letter to play in this addictive little word game that’s been swirling around the blogosphere. I got the letter P so now I have to list 10 things I love that start with the letter P. This should be interesting…

1. Prada. Despite the fact that I own nothing else but a pair of sunglasses from Prada I still love them dearly. I’m hoping to expand my collection one day but ya know, that kind of requires a JOB and an INCOME, both of which I’m currently lacking so we may have to wait on this one. Damnit.



2. Purses. (As in ‘bags’ but I had the letter P so I had to use the mom version. Shoot me.) Purses top the list along with shoes and jewelry in my never-get-enough category. Too bad I’m usually so lazy that I don’t switch bags for weeks and end up rockin the same one for far too long. It’s a disease I tell you.

3. Pedicures. Who doesn’t love a good pedicure? (Hell, I think I’d even take a bad one if they just rub my feet and spare me the ingrown toe nail.) I used to make a habit of getting one at least once a month if not more but alas, there’s something unjustifiable about pampering your feet in lieu of paying your insurance bill. Le sigh.



4. Pointe. (That’s ballet for all you not in the know. Get with it.) I absolutely LOVE dance in any form but there’s something just so beautiful and mesmerizing about a pas de deux en pointe. I could honestly watch it for days and never tire of it. Oh, if only I could still be dancing and on stage… (Have we noticed how “woe is me” this post has gotten?)


5. Palahniuk. As in Chuck Palahniuk. The man has a sick and twisted mind but I love it. For anyone looking for an amazing yet slightly (read: largely) disturbing read, go get Haunted. You’ll never look at calamari the same. I promise.


6. Planning. Oh c’mon, you had to know this was coming! There’s just something about making a list (and checkin it twice) that really appeals to me. I love knowing everything in advance, planning every minute detail, and reviewing it endlessly. It comes with the anal retentiveness. Yet another disease. I am a sick, sick woman.


7. Pasta. Amazing, yummy, artery-clogging pasta is a staple in my life. Doesn’t matter what kind of “diet” I’m on (or not) I’ll always find some way to justify this. I wouldn’t be staying true to my heritage if I didn’t gorge myself on lasagna, penne, and vermicelli bi-weekly. I’m just sayin.


8. Pinot Noir. I could drink myself into a coma with this shit. Not sayin I do. It’s more like I drink until my lips turn so purple that it takes removing a layer of skin from my lip the next morning because a bleeding lower lip is better than having everyone at your work knowing you’re a lush. (I’m clearly not to kind to my kissers. Then again if they didn’t look like Reba McIntyre’s and pull a disappearing act every time I smile we might be on better terms.)


9. Pictures. There’s not really much to say about this one other than I LOVE pictures. Any time we go out, get dressed up, or are even just lounging around, nine times out of ten I’ll bust out my camera for a mini photo sesh. The Boo loathes this and I think it may be the catalyst to our divorce 20 years from now.


10. Pistachios. Ok I’m just a fat ass. There’s no explanation for this other than I love them and they’re good and I kind of feel like overdrafting my account to go buy a 12 dollar bag right now. (Don’t worry, Dad. I’m just kidding. Sorta. Not really.)





So there you have it. If you’d like a letter so you can play along, leave me a comment letting me know and I’ll assign you one.

Or you can just leave me a comment telling me how wonderfully amazing and fabulous I am and how we would so be BFF in real life and I’d totally like that too.

Happy Hump Day, ya’ll.


17 comments:

Jessica said...

I would love to play along too! Send me a letter!

BTW I left you something on my blog!

Socially Conscious Darling said...

i absolutely love the new layout. i love elephants. too cute!

Christina said...

Giiiiiirl we are the same in some of these categories!

One day, I will buy $300 sunglasses because one day, I will be able to!! Preferrably Coach...

I love purses! Lately, I've gotten into BIG purses (does that count?) One day, I will be able to continue my fad for purses.

If only I wasn't strict with my spending, I would get pedicures every two weeks, each month, every year!


*sigh*


One day.

Jacqueline said...

I love your new design and this is a great list. I know I've said this before (and I apologize if it sounds creepy) but you are stunningly beautiful and you and your boyfriend make a gorgeous couple. Can I come to the wedding?! (I'll buy you those sunglasses as a wedding present!) xxoo

Crowscious said...

I love Pinot Noir too :), and that pic of urs is very purty!

E.Wiggle™ said...

Good job on the list. We can be BFFs, lol. Tampa isn't that far from Jax. PS, I'm sure you've heard this before, but you have a B-E-A-Utiful smile. :)

Sarah said...

your list is great! i love taking and being in pictures too...so i should post more, i know. lol

Courtney said...

1. I want a letter!

2. You are wonderfully amazing and fabulous and we should totally be BFF in real life and I MEAN THAT. For real. I could SWEAR that you're the future parallel universe version of me. We are so alike, you're starting to make me question my sanity.

3. I looove the new blog face lift :) So pretty, as are you I might add!

Shannon said...

Oh I want to playyy :)

Emily said...

jessica - thank so much hun. you're too sweet!! :] your letter is A

socially conscious darling - thanks love and thank you as well for the award you gave me. very kind of you!!

christina - i know right. "one day." ughh the uncertainty of that makes me so sad :(

jacqueline - haha thanks so much, love. it's not creepy at all don't worry. and those sunglasses are actually the only thing i have from prada so no need to buy them for me silly but you sure as hell can come to the wedding. DUH! as long as i can come to you and kurts! :]

crowscious - thanks hun

e. wiggle - yay!! and you'll send me those extra tacos and we can gab about top chef and american idol right?? right?? haha

sarah - yes, you definitely should. i love seeing other bloggers everyday life.

courtney - hahaha you're such a lush. i love that your comments are always so ridiculous that the make me laugh out loud. your letter can be....B!! ha betcha didn't see that one comin ;)

shannon - ok love. you're letter is C!! good luck

JD said...

Leave me a letter. I need some inspirtation... Also, what is on the Boo's shirt?!? Honeyhole!??! wtf?

Cristi said...

Nice new layout and love the picture post :)

Emily said...

JD - you're letter can be D. and i'll be posting an explanation on that shirt very soon. lol i'm glad you noticed.

Cristi - thank ya ma'am! :]

Sherisa of L'élephant Rose said...

Please, assign me a letter! :) This looks entirely fun!!

Nashe^ said...

YAY to pasta and Prada!!

PS; I used to be a ballet dancer so I totally know how you feel about the pointe too. Haha!

Emily said...

sherisa - your letter is E. and feel totally free to include me (emily) in your list! ha jkjk

nashe - ugh i know right. you miss it too?

australiandaisy.com said...

What a great idea! And I love your list!!! :)


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